While you have probably been tempted to start including sex toys in your hookups and one-night stands plenty of times before, thinking about it and actually doing it are two different things. Some fantasies just wind up not translating well to real life, and this is true of sex toys and using them in a hookup as well. Knowing what sex toys to avoid when you hook up with women will allow you to prevent wasting time with mediocre or bad toys so that you can get the maximum benefit out of using them.
Any Kind of Anal Toy
It’s difficult enough to convince women to try anal, and that’s without including any kind of sex toy specifically designed for anal play. Unless you know for certain that the woman you are sleeping with wants to involve anal play, don’t bother wasting your money on anal toys. Besides the fact that you will probably see very little use out of them, anal toys are a lot harder to clean and they need to be cleaned thoroughly. A woman is not likely to let you use an anal plug or toy on you if you just happen to have it hanging around for hookup purposes, especially if she thinks you use it on other women. Which, obviously, you would be doing. It’s best to save your money and pick up something that she’s much more likely to use, and stay far away from anal beads, plugs, or other toys.
Gigantic or Weird Dildos and Vibrators
There’s a dildo for every kind of person, but that does not mean that all dildos are created equally. You could probably find anything you could possibly imagine when looking at dildos, but this is not necessarily a good thing. The basics are usually best when it comes to dildos, though you can get a bit fancier with vibrators without freaking her out. Avoid anything that has some kind of theme to it, or if it’s a novelty. It might seem cute or funny to you, but that’s not what you want to go for. Stick to the basics and pick out toys that have a sleek, classic design. Emphasize performance over appearance, and stay away from the gigantic toys unless you think you’re going to hook up with a seriously freaky woman.
Anything That Seems Particularly Contrived
The bigger the sex industry becomes, the more sex toys get invented. Not all sex toys are created equal and some of them are just plain stupid. If you have difficulty telling whether or not a toy would be a good idea, imagine if you would want it used on you. If the thought fills you with revulsion or extreme amusement, it’s probably a good idea not to buy it. Other than that, stay away from things that seem contrived, like a rotating wheel of fake tongues. Honestly, nothing will really compare to the real thing, so sex toys should stay as simple as possible so you can get the maximum benefit out of them.