Buying ladies drinks at the bar is a great idea. Saving money is a great idea. Doing both is even better. You can save a few bucks and still get the bang if you plan your drink choices just right. Getting her drunk fast will get you a one-way ticket straight to her bed, and these drinks will give you a leg up. These are all things that you can order at any bar. No frappes, no smoothies, just booze and lots of it.
Long Island Iced Tea
This tea doesn’t come with free refills, and it’s no wonder why. It’s not tea at all. It’s a strong blend of six different alcohols. If you want a way to get her on her ass guaranteed, this is the way to do it. The best part is that it doesn’t even taste like booze, which makes her drink up faster. Make her drink even quicker by adding a straw. It’s normally used to help people drink more water. Make it work to your benefit instead.
Another way to knock her down quick is to give her one of these babies. The full name is “Adios Mother Fucker”, and that’s what she’ll be saying to her sobriety. Women love this drink. It’s fruity and colorful, and is bluer than a Caribbean sea. This is another one that’s mostly booze, with a little bit of 7-Up or any other clear soda added. She’ll feel like she’s just having a wine cooler, but she’ll be drunk off her ass in no time.
Don’t worry, it won’t make her a zombie in bed. This drink is newer, and she’ll think it’s unique. A lot of people don’t know about it. You’ll look knowledgeable and awesome. This drink is almost entirely different kinds of rum, with some tropical fruit juice. She’ll like the exotic taste and you’ll like how loose it makes her. Make her unwind with one of these and she’ll be begging to go home with you. Though she probably won’t be asking for brains.
Sex on the Beach
This is one of those ones that aren’t really subtle at all. Sure it’s the name of a popular drink. It’s also what you’d like to do with her. She’s going to get the hint, don’t worry. This one might take a few more to get into her system, but it’s great for picky women. Like the Long Island, it doesn’t taste like booze. This will keep her drinking long past when she should have stopped. Luckily for you this drink runs pretty cheap. It’s a bunch of different liquors combined, half of them fruity, with some orange juice and 7-Up. This simple combination will have her all over you in no time.
Of course, if you don’t want to buy her drinks, shots are a great choice. Some women are up for shot contests. This means you have to be able to hold your liquor too, but it gets her drunk crazy fast. Either way you’re saving money and still getting the girl.